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Chat away Amber, her first wet dream, bless her heart

This one is a long one. Bless her heart she had her first wet dream…

From: pez <Amber@gmail.com>
Date:
2009/1/5
To: Husband@gmail.com

10:05 AM me: hi

10:06 AM Amber: hey

 me: how are you

 Amber : ok, how are you?

 me: I’m doing alright

 Amber: good

10:07 AM me: Saw your dad, my best friend and maybe your grandmother at the church New Years thing

 Amber: great

 me: You didn’t show

10:08 AM  Amber: I didn’t know what time it was

  what time was it?

 me: It ran from 7 pm to a little after 10

10:09 AM typing with one hand

 Amber: Oh, well I drove by around 11 something with Jara but everyone was gone

  why typing with one hand? did you hurt it?

 me: no, drinking tea with the other

  Amber: oh

10:10 AM so how are you dealing with our decision?

 me: didn’t know I was so talented

 Amber: yeah, me neither!

 me: Sometimes great other times not so great

10:11 AM  Amber: oh

 me: How are you doing with it

  Obviously we are both here today

 Amber: ya

 me: Miss me yet?

  Amber: ya

10:12 AM I think it’s getting easier as the days go on for me

  but i was curious if you were thinking about me so that’s why i was online

10:13 AM me: Odd, same here

 Amber: ya

 me: Check it everyday

 Amber: ya

  ditto

 me: Sad isn’t it

 Amber: ya

  how’s the wife?

10:14 AM me: The ankle thing is taking its toll. I fell and tore all the tendon’s and ligaments in my ankle

 Amber: i’m sorry.

  did she read the 2 emails i sent her? and did you? I have already posted her emails to me here

10:15 AM me: Yes, she did. I have not

 k6quai: is she still mad at me?

10:17 AM me: Yeah she is still mad at both of us. Somedays are better than others.

 Amber: oh.

  well now I’m bummed because it’s only monday and we’ve already used up our 1 time a week to talk 😦

10:18 AM me: She is having trouble getting past somethings

  Amber: visuals?

 me: Yes, and dreams.

 Amber: oh gosh!

  that’s not good!

10:19 AM I have had bad dreams about her too!

 me: Can I inquire?

 Amber: just me screwing things up again when I thought we were finally getting somewhere good

  losing her trust once again….

10:20 AM then we had sex

  jk!!!!

 me: How was it for you

 Amber: haha

  i had my first “wet dream” though!!!

  it was great!

10:21 AM me: Now your kidding me

 Amber: nope

 me: really

 Amber: yeah

  reall

  y

  i woke up and “bodda bing-bodda boom!

10:22 AM i didn’t even have to work for it!!! 🙂

 me: Interesting

10:23 AM Your welcome, anytime I can help.

 Amber: who said it had anything to do with you?

  🙂

 me: Guess I jumped to a conclusion, sorry.

  Amber: ha

10:24 AM me: Well tell me about it

 Amber: I really don’t remember what the dream was about

  I don’t know who was even in it

  i just woke up and “BAM!”

  not wifes name!

10:25 AM me: That response and you didn’t remember the details.

 Amber: nope

10:26 AM me: Too bad,

 Amber: it’s okay with me

  i don’t want to remember the details!!

  because then I would have them as visuals to deal with

10:27 AM just a simple O is fine with me

10:28 AM me: The visuals might not be a bad thing 🙂

 Amber: ya ya

  anyway

10:29 AM me: Makes work more interesting

 Amber: what work?

  hello?

10:30 AM me: Visuals while you work…you know like in the Snow White movie

 Amber: hahahahahaha

  cute

  very cute

 me: I thought so

 Amber: so did you even bother trying to look at me yesterday?

10:31 AM me: I did, lots

 Amber: when? in the pew?

 me: Because I was greeting I was able to stand between the doors and look.

10:32 AM  Amber: while in the pew?

 me: A couple of times while in the pew. You weren’t looking at me.

 Amber: oh

10:33 AM i was totally checking you out like the whole time

 me: Liar

  Amber: i was jealous every time Wife touched you,,,then i would look to see the look on your face and how you were responding to her

  I was thinking, “I wonder what he’s thinking”

  “I wonder if he’s totally content with her?”

10:34 AM “I wonder if he wishes it was me?”

  “Why won’t he look at me?”

  “ughh…I need to get over him. God HELP ME!”

10:35 AM me: I even walked out the side door at the end of service so you could talk to me…but no you do the girl thing and chat for an hour

 Amber: what side door?

10:36 AM me: The one you usually leave by.

  Amber: I only have left by that one twice

  only because i was so teary eyed and mascara all over my face that I didn’t want to talk to anyone

  I didn’t know you did that!

  how charming! 🙂

10:38 AM me: Yeah, I parked out that door so Wifes nik name could use the ramp. knowing she would take forever I carried everthing out to the car by that door

 Amber: The only reason I kept talking was because I was hoping I could get a glimpse of you

  and you would catch a glimpse of me

  and we could see the fireworks in each other’s eyes!

10:39 AM I’m pathetic!!!!!!!!

 me: Aren’t we all

 Amber: ya

10:40 AM I peed in the amount of time it took you to write 3 measely words!

 me: Some how I got on the hard to see settings. Now everthing is huge.

  I trying to fix it

10:41 AM Doesn’t count when you use a bed pan

 k6quai: ha

  you  Amberdidn’t respond to my comment earlier. I said, “well now I’m bummed because it’s only monday and we’ve already used up our 1 time a week to talk”

10:42 AM me: That is because it is a guideline, not cast in concrete.

  How did you like that answer

  Amber: you suck

 me: No you do

10:43 AM k6quai: shut up

  jerk!

  you do too!

  my nipples were chapped!

  was that nice and huge for you

  ?

  I mean the writing

  on the screen

10:44 AM me: No I fixed it. But you need somebody to suck on your nipples more. We didn’t go the whole night

  Amber: ha

10:45 AM that kind of talk is inappropriate for only talking once a week!

  CHANGE OF SUBJECT

  SO

  ……

  uh

10:46 AM me: Okay, nice weather we are having today.

  Isn’t it grand

  Amber: Um

  I was thinking more like…

  so

 me: The way te sun is shining through the tree is wonderful

 Amber: are you feeling much better emotionall/spiritually/maritally about the “decision” we made?

10:47 AM me: That has nothing to do with conversation about the weather

  don’t change the subject

 Amber: quit dodging seriousness

 me: seriousness sucks

10:48 AM  Amberi: we already discussed that

  you suck

  remember?

 me: You cannot talk to me like that. I’m sensitive

 Amber: The reason I like you is because you make me feel so special

10:49 AM me: You are

 Amber: liar

 me: Nooooooooooo, I’m not

 Amber: oh

  sorryu

  sorry

  so really, do you you feel better?

 me: Sometimes yes and sometimes no

10:50 AM  Amber: ok

  thanks for the honesty

  it’s about time

  what about if we do something like go out to a secretive coffee once a month or something

  except in the eastern united states or something?

10:51 AM or maybe China?

  fiji

  ?

 me: Works for me

 Amber: really?

 me: Not China

  Amber: japan?

 me: Japan is nice

10:52 AM k6quai: Oh common, where’s your excitement?

 me: Not the big city

 Amber: I know that’s something you need to keep you happy :0

 me: What

  Amber: excitement

 me: What kinda of excitement

10:53 AM  Amber: the same reason you had an affair…silly

  excitement

  you were sick of monotany

  going through the motions

  blah

 me: Coffee isn’t exciting

 Amber: i know

10:54 AM but…oh nevermind

  you’re just going to be difficult

 me: Yep

  Why you love me

  Amber: 🙂

  

10:55 AM me: My chin hairs are growing back

 Amber: good!

  Remember, I want that car, and I want a pic of you in your uni

  form

  I’ll pay you back for the car

 me: I trade you pictures

10:56 AM  Amber: you already have that

 me: Should of been I’ll trade you pictures

 Amber: I though you were going Asian on me or something! 🙂

  thought

  ok

  i can’t spell either

  😛

 me: Neither can I

10:57 AM  Amber: two peas in a pod

 me: That is why I use a computer

 Amber: ha

  so when do you have to get out of this thing? chatting?

 me: Don’t know

 Amber: oh

10:58 AM when you said it’s more like a guideline

  it reminded me of that movie we watched last night

  the first pirates of the carribbean

 me: I was going to say that you and I did not watch a movie last night

10:59 AM  Amberi: when Elizabeth begs for parlor or whatever that pirate code it and the pirate deceived her and then

  nevermind

  it takes too long

  whatever

  he tricked her

  then she said “what about the code”

  and he said

11:00 AM “it’s more like a guideline!”

  and then laughed

  then we watched “eagle eye” last night too

  it was very very full of action

  it’s funny.

  movies usually always make me think of my life spiritually

11:01 AM even though they have nothing to do with it

  I almost always come away from a movie thinking about my life and how thankful I am in some spiritual sense

  wow i just talked alot!

11:02 AM me: Yes you did

  More like typed alot

 Amber: so if you have to sign out really quick……

  i really enjoyed your company and I’ll look forward to next week

11:03 AM me: You know I’ll check everyday 🙂

 Amber: don’t tempt me

 me: Just being honest

 Amber: shit

11:04 AM me: Honesty is the best policy. Not a guideline

 Amber: oh so professional are we?

11:05 AM me: Nope, or I wouldn’t be here now

  I be working

11:06 AM  Amber: so i’ve been meaning to ask you about that? Don’t you find out on the 7th?

 me: I find out something on the 7th

11:07 AM others have told me of other options

  like riding off into the sunset and becoming a super hero

 Amber: cool~

  I love your sense of humor!

11:08 AM the ability to make people laugh is very important!

  gottag

 me: My brother told me that he could get me a job on a fishing boat in the Bearing Sea. Pay is great, work sucks

11:09 AM Oh, where did you go

11:13 AM I’m going to get tea now

 Amber: ok

 me: Wait a minute

11:14 AM Back. Where did you go

11:15 AM  Amber: boss is talking to me

  gotta be careful

11:16 AM me: Say hi for me

 Amber: sure

 me: Work gets in the way of so much

 Amber: she’ll be in view of my computer here in a sec

11:17 AM me: Then have her say hi

  We could chat a while

  I could tell her a few thing

  things

11:22 AM  Amber: 🙂

 me: So, do you need me to go

11:23 AM You do need to work I’m sure

11:24 AM  Amber: ya

 me: Well then I’ll talk to you later

11:25 AM Next time remember who was in your wer dream

11:27 AM  Amber: ok

11:28 AM haha

  do you have those?

 me: Not for many years

  Amber: oh


6 minutes

11:35 AM me: Bye.
———-
From: pez < Amber@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Jan 5, 2009 at 11:47 AM
To: husband@gmail.com

These messages were sent while you were offline.

11:47 AM  Amber: bye. sorry 🙂 talk to you next week!
———-
From: husband@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Jan 5, 2009 at 12:52 PM
To: pez <
 Amber@gmail.com>

<(Playing now).

That’s okay, but sorry you had to go. I understand the need for sudden disconnects. Keep in mind that we chatted from10:05 to approximately 11:30. Time flies when your having fun. Would have liked to chat longer. Remind me what is our current agreement. Was it that we would chat one day a week or once a week. If it is once then we have done that.    If it is one day a week then we have the rest of the day. Food for thought. Might be at church Wednesday night for one of the classes. I haven’t decided for certain. Hey, I still have a question or two. What church did you attend before Bethany? Why did you leave your last church? Just wondering.

C ya

11:47 AM pez: bye. sorry 🙂 talk to you next week!

———-
From:  Amber@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Jan 5, 2009 at 3:37 PM
To: Husband@gmail.com>

um, you said,
“Once a week is fine, but if we talk twice a week, then that will be reason for concern.”  Doesn’t look like Mr Pez will be sticking to his agreement, which makes it really hard for Mrs. Pez.  She like to follow the lead and has a hard time putting her foot down.

I left IBC because Cory doesn’t like it and his heart was always with Bethany.  They don’t allow speaking in tongues up there at ibc.  Why?  DId you think I was kissing older men and burning bridges up there?  GEEZ!  Stop that!  Well, I’m online now, so you have about 15 mins to catch me until next week.

Chow!

Cute flowers and icons.
———-
From: husband@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Jan 5, 2009 at 6:47 PM
To:
 Amber@gmail.com6 <>

You wrote: DId you think I was kissing older men and burning bridges up there? No, not at all. I was just curious.

You wrote: She like to follow the lead and has a hard time putting her foot down. Oh, come on. You like to stomp on the bug when you can.

ng chat~ Bless her heart she had her first wet dream…

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