This one is a long one. Bless her heart she had her first wet dream…
From: pez <Amber@gmail.com>
10:05 AM me: hi
10:06 AM Amber: hey
me: how are you
Amber : ok, how are you?
me: I’m doing alright
10:07 AM me: Saw your dad, my best friend and maybe your grandmother at the church New Years thing
me: You didn’t show
10:08 AM Amber: I didn’t know what time it was
what time was it?
me: It ran from 7 pm to a little after 10
10:09 AM typing with one hand
Amber: Oh, well I drove by around 11 something with Jara but everyone was gone
why typing with one hand? did you hurt it?
me: no, drinking tea with the other
10:10 AM so how are you dealing with our decision?
me: didn’t know I was so talented
Amber: yeah, me neither!
me: Sometimes great other times not so great
10:11 AM Amber: oh
me: How are you doing with it
Obviously we are both here today
me: Miss me yet?
10:12 AM I think it’s getting easier as the days go on for me
but i was curious if you were thinking about me so that’s why i was online
10:13 AM me: Odd, same here
me: Check it everyday
me: Sad isn’t it
how’s the wife?
10:14 AM me: The ankle thing is taking its toll. I fell and tore all the tendon’s and ligaments in my ankle
Amber: i’m sorry.
did she read the 2 emails i sent her? and did you? I have already posted her emails to me here
10:15 AM me: Yes, she did. I have not
k6quai: is she still mad at me?
10:17 AM me: Yeah she is still mad at both of us. Somedays are better than others.
well now I’m bummed because it’s only monday and we’ve already used up our 1 time a week to talk 😦
10:18 AM me: She is having trouble getting past somethings
me: Yes, and dreams.
Amber: oh gosh!
that’s not good!
10:19 AM I have had bad dreams about her too!
me: Can I inquire?
Amber: just me screwing things up again when I thought we were finally getting somewhere good
losing her trust once again….
10:20 AM then we had sex
me: How was it for you
i had my first “wet dream” though!!!
it was great!
10:21 AM me: Now your kidding me
i woke up and “bodda bing-bodda boom!
10:22 AM i didn’t even have to work for it!!! 🙂
10:23 AM Your welcome, anytime I can help.
Amber: who said it had anything to do with you?
me: Guess I jumped to a conclusion, sorry.
10:24 AM me: Well tell me about it
Amber: I really don’t remember what the dream was about
I don’t know who was even in it
i just woke up and “BAM!”
not wifes name!
10:25 AM me: That response and you didn’t remember the details.
10:26 AM me: Too bad,
Amber: it’s okay with me
i don’t want to remember the details!!
because then I would have them as visuals to deal with
10:27 AM just a simple O is fine with me
10:28 AM me: The visuals might not be a bad thing 🙂
Amber: ya ya
10:29 AM me: Makes work more interesting
Amber: what work?
10:30 AM me: Visuals while you work…you know like in the Snow White movie
me: I thought so
Amber: so did you even bother trying to look at me yesterday?
10:31 AM me: I did, lots
Amber: when? in the pew?
me: Because I was greeting I was able to stand between the doors and look.
10:32 AM Amber: while in the pew?
me: A couple of times while in the pew. You weren’t looking at me.
10:33 AM i was totally checking you out like the whole time
Amber: i was jealous every time Wife touched you,,,then i would look to see the look on your face and how you were responding to her
I was thinking, “I wonder what he’s thinking”
“I wonder if he’s totally content with her?”
10:34 AM “I wonder if he wishes it was me?”
“Why won’t he look at me?”
“ughh…I need to get over him. God HELP ME!”
10:35 AM me: I even walked out the side door at the end of service so you could talk to me…but no you do the girl thing and chat for an hour
Amber: what side door?
10:36 AM me: The one you usually leave by.
Amber: I only have left by that one twice
only because i was so teary eyed and mascara all over my face that I didn’t want to talk to anyone
I didn’t know you did that!
how charming! 🙂
10:38 AM me: Yeah, I parked out that door so Wifes nik name could use the ramp. knowing she would take forever I carried everthing out to the car by that door
Amber: The only reason I kept talking was because I was hoping I could get a glimpse of you
and you would catch a glimpse of me
and we could see the fireworks in each other’s eyes!
10:39 AM I’m pathetic!!!!!!!!
me: Aren’t we all
10:40 AM I peed in the amount of time it took you to write 3 measely words!
me: Some how I got on the hard to see settings. Now everthing is huge.
I trying to fix it
10:41 AM Doesn’t count when you use a bed pan
you Amberdidn’t respond to my comment earlier. I said, “well now I’m bummed because it’s only monday and we’ve already used up our 1 time a week to talk”
10:42 AM me: That is because it is a guideline, not cast in concrete.
How did you like that answer
Amber: you suck
me: No you do
10:43 AM k6quai: shut up
you do too!
my nipples were chapped!
was that nice and huge for you
I mean the writing
on the screen
10:44 AM me: No I fixed it. But you need somebody to suck on your nipples more. We didn’t go the whole night
10:45 AM that kind of talk is inappropriate for only talking once a week!
CHANGE OF SUBJECT
10:46 AM me: Okay, nice weather we are having today.
Isn’t it grand
I was thinking more like…
me: The way te sun is shining through the tree is wonderful
Amber: are you feeling much better emotionall/spiritually/maritally about the “decision” we made?
10:47 AM me: That has nothing to do with conversation about the weather
don’t change the subject
Amber: quit dodging seriousness
me: seriousness sucks
10:48 AM Amberi: we already discussed that
me: You cannot talk to me like that. I’m sensitive
Amber: The reason I like you is because you make me feel so special
10:49 AM me: You are
me: Nooooooooooo, I’m not
so really, do you you feel better?
me: Sometimes yes and sometimes no
10:50 AM Amber: ok
thanks for the honesty
it’s about time
what about if we do something like go out to a secretive coffee once a month or something
except in the eastern united states or something?
10:51 AM or maybe China?
me: Works for me
me: Not China
me: Japan is nice
10:52 AM k6quai: Oh common, where’s your excitement?
me: Not the big city
Amber: I know that’s something you need to keep you happy :0
me: What kinda of excitement
10:53 AM Amber: the same reason you had an affair…silly
you were sick of monotany
going through the motions
me: Coffee isn’t exciting
Amber: i know
10:54 AM but…oh nevermind
you’re just going to be difficult
Why you love me
10:55 AM me: My chin hairs are growing back
Remember, I want that car, and I want a pic of you in your uni
I’ll pay you back for the car
me: I trade you pictures
10:56 AM Amber: you already have that
me: Should of been I’ll trade you pictures
Amber: I though you were going Asian on me or something! 🙂
i can’t spell either
me: Neither can I
10:57 AM Amber: two peas in a pod
me: That is why I use a computer
so when do you have to get out of this thing? chatting?
me: Don’t know
10:58 AM when you said it’s more like a guideline
it reminded me of that movie we watched last night
the first pirates of the carribbean
me: I was going to say that you and I did not watch a movie last night
10:59 AM Amberi: when Elizabeth begs for parlor or whatever that pirate code it and the pirate deceived her and then
it takes too long
he tricked her
then she said “what about the code”
and he said
11:00 AM “it’s more like a guideline!”
and then laughed
then we watched “eagle eye” last night too
it was very very full of action
movies usually always make me think of my life spiritually
11:01 AM even though they have nothing to do with it
I almost always come away from a movie thinking about my life and how thankful I am in some spiritual sense
wow i just talked alot!
11:02 AM me: Yes you did
More like typed alot
Amber: so if you have to sign out really quick……
i really enjoyed your company and I’ll look forward to next week
11:03 AM me: You know I’ll check everyday 🙂
Amber: don’t tempt me
me: Just being honest
11:04 AM me: Honesty is the best policy. Not a guideline
Amber: oh so professional are we?
11:05 AM me: Nope, or I wouldn’t be here now
I be working
11:06 AM Amber: so i’ve been meaning to ask you about that? Don’t you find out on the 7th?
me: I find out something on the 7th
11:07 AM others have told me of other options
like riding off into the sunset and becoming a super hero
I love your sense of humor!
11:08 AM the ability to make people laugh is very important!
me: My brother told me that he could get me a job on a fishing boat in the Bearing Sea. Pay is great, work sucks
11:09 AM Oh, where did you go
11:13 AM I’m going to get tea now
me: Wait a minute
11:14 AM Back. Where did you go
11:15 AM Amber: boss is talking to me
gotta be careful
11:16 AM me: Say hi for me
me: Work gets in the way of so much
Amber: she’ll be in view of my computer here in a sec
11:17 AM me: Then have her say hi
We could chat a while
I could tell her a few thing
11:22 AM Amber: 🙂
me: So, do you need me to go
11:23 AM You do need to work I’m sure
11:24 AM Amber: ya
me: Well then I’ll talk to you later
11:25 AM Next time remember who was in your wer dream
11:27 AM Amber: ok
11:28 AM haha
do you have those?
me: Not for many years
11:35 AM me: Bye.
From: pez < Amber@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Jan 5, 2009 at 11:47 AM
These messages were sent while you were offline.
11:47 AM Amber: bye. sorry 🙂 talk to you next week!
Date: Mon, Jan 5, 2009 at 12:52 PM
To: pez < Amber@gmail.com>
That’s okay, but sorry you had to go. I understand the need for sudden disconnects. Keep in mind that we chatted from10:05 to approximately 11:30. Time flies when your having fun. Would have liked to chat longer. Remind me what is our current agreement. Was it that we would chat one day a week or once a week. If it is once then we have done that. If it is one day a week then we have the rest of the day. Food for thought. Might be at church Wednesday night for one of the classes. I haven’t decided for certain. Hey, I still have a question or two. What church did you attend before Bethany? Why did you leave your last church? Just wondering.
11:47 AM pez: bye. sorry 🙂 talk to you next week!
Date: Mon, Jan 5, 2009 at 3:37 PM
um, you said,
“Once a week is fine, but if we talk twice a week, then that will be reason for concern.” Doesn’t look like Mr Pez will be sticking to his agreement, which makes it really hard for Mrs. Pez. She like to follow the lead and has a hard time putting her foot down.
I left IBC because Cory doesn’t like it and his heart was always with Bethany. They don’t allow speaking in tongues up there at ibc. Why? DId you think I was kissing older men and burning bridges up there? GEEZ! Stop that! Well, I’m online now, so you have about 15 mins to catch me until next week.
Cute flowers and icons.
Date: Mon, Jan 5, 2009 at 6:47 PM
To: Amber@gmail.com6 <>
You wrote: DId you think I was kissing older men and burning bridges up there? No, not at all. I was just curious.
You wrote: She like to follow the lead and has a hard time putting her foot down. Oh, come on. You like to stomp on the bug when you can.
ng chat~ Bless her heart she had her first wet dream…